Here in Hollywood we like to keep beauty secrets like Neckline Lifts a secret because if people found out what was really going on they would ridicule our vanity. But since the Neckline Lifts infomercial has hit the As Seen On TV circuit, I'm here to spill the beans.

Why? Because Neckline Lifts are funny as hell and a product begging for humiliation. Neckline Lifts are perfect for the As Seen On TV world because of their simple and comical nature but if you watch the infomercial below, you will see the product is presented in a serious way. This upsets me a little because lampooning is my life but being able to lift your turkey neck without surgery and for an insanely cheap price will have a strong appeal for women everywhere.

I may as well do myself a favor and skip the jokes on this one because I find neckline lifts more fascinating than funny. I've been yanking on my neck for a half an hour trying to figure out how this works and it seems rather brilliant for those out there who want to use a quick trick to defy father time. Maybe I'm not so keen on belittling those who are tempted to buy Neckline Lifts because this is something I can relate to and would love to have a painless, inexpensive alternative to type of surgery of been making fun of for years.

The best thing about Neckline Lifts may be the insight it can give a person into the possible results of having a neck lift. Not that I've EVER been to see a plastic surgeon for a consultation before, but if I had, I would want to know what I may look like after the surgery and before I laid down the $8,265. (My friend, I mean a person I don't know, gave me the price because I I did not find this out from a surgeon during a consultation that never took place)

So for any of you out there with some jowl issues wonder what you may look like after getting a neck lift, buying Neckline Lifts for $10 sounds pretty compelling about now doesn't it? Not that I would ever order such a product because I look perfect in every way but I thought it was my duty to let my readers know they too can now have one of Hollywood dirty little secrets at their disposal. We all know that it's better to look good than feel good, and Neckline Lifts may be a step in that direction.